doctorspockspaceman:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

that would be so fucking convenient  

tastefullyoffensive:

Fallen Princesses by Dina Goldstein

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

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f-a-d-i-n-g-s-m-1-l-e:

shutupaubrey:

my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar

ur mom has a wicked sense of humour

pillowboat:

feel ugly?? no. don’t feel ugly. make flower crown. prettiest flower crown. the best one. pretty flowers. pink????? purple flower????? blue??? make flower crown. wear it. wear it everywhere. feel gold.