August 2011
GO MOMMA GO MOMMA GO MOMMA


Graduated high school
Kissed someone.Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Gone to a rock concert.Helped someone.Gone fishing.Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.Been to a funeral.Burned yourself.with my hair curler
Ran a marathonCried yourself to sleep.Spent over $200 in one day.Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on i’d like to say no, but idk.
Written a 10 page letter.Gone skiingBeen sailingHad a best friend.Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.Skipped schoolHad detention.Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.Stolen books from the library.Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. (most of them)
Had an online diary.Fired a gun.does paintball count?Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.Written poetry.Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.Loved someone you shouldn’t have.Used a coloring book over age 12.Had surgery.Had stitchesTaken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.Been in a fist fight.
Gone surfing in California.
Had a hamster.Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card.Did “spirit day” at school.Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.Had something pierced.ears are something
performed in front of an audiencebeen in lovehad a blond momentbeen on a train
seen a ghost
gone bungee-jumping
been to Mexico
crashed a car
sky divedbeen kissed in the rainbeen to your states capitalmade an 11:11 wishdrank alcohol
forwarded a chain lettermade a mistake
I GIVE UP
… vagina.
nope?

